The lollipop for the hole you love.
 Forget the boring stuff. This lollipop isn't a sweet gesture, but a blatant provocation. It's the ultimate stress test for any party and the final frontier of good taste.
 It's the perfect, scandalous surprise for your buddy, the sharp statement for your bachelor party, or proof that your sense of humor starts where others are silent. An edible slap in the face of stuffiness.
 Whether you're looking for the small, discreet version for a targeted shock or the large, unmissable version for a genuine provocation – we currently only have the small, discreet shockers in stock.
 Choose your statement. And show that you don't compromise. (Not even when it comes to size.)