Nipple & Anus Beer Mat

 Why choose when you can have both? This beer mat is the anatomical roller coaster for your regular pub gathering. Nipples on one side, an honest anus on the other.

 No matter how deep you look into the glass – this lid is guaranteed to look back.

 The hard facts:

 
 Design: Nipples in the front, asshole in the back (or vice versa, depending on the level).
 
 Format: Classic 9 x 9 cm – the perfect landing strip for your cold drink.
 
 Mission: Prevents unsightly edges and ensures either awkward silence or uproarious laughter.
 
 Scope of delivery: 1 piece (A truly unique item).


 Application:
 Pour beer on it, turn it over as you please and wait to see who turns red first at the table.

 Get yourself this special beer mat – everyone has a normal design.